Alex met a kid at a shopping centre play area. The kid must have been around 4. They got to talking. I eavesdropped. The conversation went like this:
Alex: Are you my friend?
Kid: not yet.
Alex: What do you have at your home?
Kid: Toys, lots of toys.
Alex: Do you have Lightening McQueen?
Alex: The real toy or the movie?
Alex:Let's get out of here, this place is annoying.
At which point I had to block the exit lest they make a break for it in search of the kid's toy nirvana.